Lamourism is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything


  1. We beleive that we live inside multiplayer RPG game named The Universe.
  2. People in the real world (a.k.a. The Heaven) sometimes get bored of living a long life of prosperity, peace and happiness, so they install the holyApp on their holyPhone, choose any character at the age of 16+ to become its soul.
  3. The human mind is autonomous. The body cannot be directly controlled by the soul. However, the soul can read mind and manipulate the human behavior via feelings, emotions, dreams, déjà vu, signs, etc. (*)
  4. Some characters are available in a free trial life (Jews, African Americans, Romanies, Prostitutes, Politicians, Playboys, Pornstars, BDSM Babushkas, etc.). Soul's rating is a sum of donations made by the character minus sum of gained corrupt money. If after the death the rating is still zero (or even negative), soul gets another trial life. Otherwise, the soul can acquire a better human on the holyAuction.
  5. Human can ask for spiritual help via prayers. The soul will see it on the holyPhone's notification panel.
  6. Meditation and related practices are ways to feel spiritual messages from your soul.


  1. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's slaves.
  2. Thou shalt not have more than two spouses.
  3. Thou shalt buy flowers on Wednesday to keep the day holy.
  4. Thou shalt not drink alcohol on Friday.
  5. Thou shalt not drink Coca-Cola.
  6. Thou shalt not eat mammals.
  7. Thou shalt wear hijab, if you have tits and your boss is a male.
  8. Thou shalt hug every day.
  9. Thou shalt say "you look great" as a greeting.
  10. Thou shalt HODL


  1. Life expectancy will be over 200 years soon after the Pope blesses gene therapy on human embryos.
  2. Wars on Earth (including the one in Palestine) will be over once we draw the gigantic Rainbow Heart on the near side of the Moon, and the gigantic Vagina on the far side
  3. Second Coming and the Last Judgment will happen right after terraforming and colonization of Venus — our planet of love, beauty, sex, fertility, prosperity, and Victory.

(*) In particular, gay is a male person chosen by female soul.